A Swarovski Crystal Grogu Figurine: Is This The Way?

Cut from crystals with 251 total facets, this Grogu figurine from Swarovski is perfect for the Mandalorian fan who feels that vinyl figurines are just too low-brow for their sophisticated taste. Obviously, it will be the perfect compliment to the solid-gold stormtrooper helmet they already have on display. And their blown-glass lightsaber collection.

Grogu measures an appropriately small 1 5/8″ x 1 3/8″ x 1″ and costs $175, or roughly $100 per inch of height. Will he use the Force to knock other knick-knacks off your shelf when you aren’t paying attention? If he’s anything like the real Grogu and his favorite Razor Crest shift knob, he will!

It’s pretty wild to think that somebody, somewhere out there (possibly in a galaxy far, far away, but likely right here on Earth), is seeing this for the first time and realizing they must have it. Is that person you? Because it isn’t me. I just want one of those Chewbacca masks that changes your voice.