Messi goes punk as PSG veer into vaudeville

"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu," sang the wondrously lyrical Von Trapp children in one of the many heart-warming scenes in the film The Sound of Music.

Lionel Messi's ode to Paris Saint-Germain appears somewhat more Sex Pistols.

After incarnating apathy during the 3-1 defeat to Lorient at the Parc des Princes last Sunday, Messi perked up post match to whis