I did an epic ASOS haul despite knowing it’s like a toxic ex that’s no good for me & all the buys were a total fail
A FASHION fan recently shared her mega ASOS haul online, only for it to turn out to be a massive fail.
Brooke explained how ASOS is like a “toxic ex” that she can’t help but go back to even though she “knows it’s no good for her.”
In a clip shared to TikTok, she begins: “I did try and steer away from ASOS brands this time so I’ve got an Adidas set.
“There’s a crop top which I’m too self-conscious to wear so I don’t even know why I bought it, a maxi skirt and a cardigan…which doesn’t look the best!”
Brooke then tries on the red and pink maxi skirt with the coordinating crop top.
Rubbing her belly, she quips: “So I’m 34 weeks today…”
“No, seriously. Why did I even buy it?
“I like it like this if I breathe in so hard I can’t even move.
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“I just don’t think I’m going to be able to get around like that.”
The fashion whizz then moves onto the oversized cardigan, which is another epic fail.
“Also that cardigan is wild!” she says.
“I’ve searched every single clothing website and there’s nothing – what’s going on? It’s like a drought…no tomatoes and no nice clothes!”
She then slips on a cargo skirt she bought in the hope that if all else fails, she’d have something to fall back on.
“I think this is nice – do you think it looks nice? I don’t even know anymore!” she jokes.
“I think I’ve lost the plot!”
To conclude the clothes haul, Brooke then holds up a pair of blue elasticated trousers with a white strip, which she tries on with the pink and red Adidas crop top.
“I look like Sporty Spice gone wrong in the head,” she quips.
“What? Freak of nature alert! Omg!”
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Brooke captioned the post: “Honestly i can find nicer clothes in build a bear.”
It wasn’t long before the post went viral, racking up over 404k views and hundreds of comments from very amused social media users.
“Died at the cardigan,” wrote one.
A second penned: “I literally have no idea where to shop anymore! I hate everything and quality seems so bad now.”
A third commented: “Adidas granny! The cargo skirt looks so good on you.”
Meanwhile, a fourth added: “No tomatoes, no nice clothes 10/10″.”
Another chimed in: “Noo the cardigan!”
And one more noted: “Laughed out loud at the cardigan.”