It's Kari Lake versus Jenna Ellis in this battle of Big Lie dead-enders

First Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert exchanged monosyllabic insults, and now Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are talking about literally fighting each other in a cage match. (Who will win? Everyone except Zuckerberg and Musk.) Meanwhile, former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is doing his level best to forestall the sudden reanimation of Donald Trump’s purpling political corpse.

But as we all know, the first rule of Conservative Fight Club is to talk about Conservative Fight Club as much as physically possible, until you spontaneously collapse into an unctuous puddle of schadenfreude and popcorn sweats. So here’s a fun little undercard for you: Kari Lake versus Jenna Ellis.

Lake, who’s best known for not being the governor of Arizona, and Ellis, whose career highlight was enduring the flatulent sack of delirium tremens that is Rudy Giuliani, are fussin’ and a-feudin’, and if we don’t laugh uproariously at it, who will?

Verily, I say: This is not a responsibility that can be left to future generations. We must laugh now.

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