Jeremy Clarkson issues stern warning he’ll ‘get medieval’ with ‘shaking’ Diddly Squat newcomer in chaotic vid
A NEW video from Diddly Squat Farm reveals chaotic scenes in one of Jeremy Clarkson’s fields with the Grand Tour presenter promising to “get medieval” on the “shaking” newcomer if he can’t fix it.
The video, which was recorded by Lisa Hogan, was posted on the Diddly Squat Farm Shop Instagram page before Lisa reposted the video on her own story.
Lisa recorded scenes from the passenger seat of Jeremy’s car as they drove up to one of his fields where there was “a Diddly Squat traffic jam.”
Jeremy, 63, and his partner drove up to where Kaleb Cooper and two Diddly Squat newcomers were standing. In front of them there was a pile-up of tractors and a combine harvest blocker their way.
The video didn’t introduce the two newcomers, but it’s clear they’re getting stuck into work on the farm.
One of the newbies began briefing Jeremy and Kaleb, 25, on how he was going to harvest the crops in the field, but he was quickly issued a stern warning by the farm owner.
“We have to start at the back and work our way forward,” he said.
Jeremy agreed with this plan, but took issue when Kaleb said it would be “easy.”
“It’s not easy,” he fired back at the Clarkson’s Farm fan-favourite.
But Kaleb stood up for the unfamiliar face, saying, “It’s easy for him because he’s been driving muck spreaders and everything.”
Kaleb had total confidence in the newbie, but he started to panic. “You say that, but now I’m like shaking, like f**king hell,” he admitted anxiously.
Jeremy responded to the farmer with a stern warning.
“If you spill any, I’m gonna come get medieval on your a**,” he said, putting on an American accent as he said it.
However, he was also quick to offer the farmer some advice, telling him to keep looking in both directions as he goes.
“You need to be a pigeon where you have one eye looking backwards and one eye looking [at] where you’re going,” the Diddly Squat Farm owner said from inside the car.
“I can’t believe you’re giving advice now,” Kaleb commented.
“Well, I’ve done it twice,” Jeremy said in keeping with the caption of the video, which said “back seat driver alert.”
Kaleb offered some final words of encouragement to the newbie, telling him, “You’ll be fine. Jump on.”
Seasons 1 and 2 of Clarkson’s Farm are available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.