My god, it's full of fruit

(The spacecraft Discovery One gracefully cruises through the infinite expanse of space. Inside, astronaut Dave Bowman is alone in the dining area, eating a package of fake fruit leather.)

BOWMAN: (Monotonously) HAL, what's the nutritional content of this garbage?

(The on-board AI, HAL 9000, responds with its calm, omnipresent voice.) — Read the rest