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Lying in bed, poorly, listening to the golf, just a sort of comfort blanket, coz I have no interest in golf but I like the gentle tones they adopt.

Every now and then they go to Villa Park. Both reporters female. That’s OK. One a yank, not so OK. When the yank is asked to describe what just happened she says she doesn’t know and instead uses a load of coaching manual gobbledook.

That’s not OK.

In my opinion