Tough Sleddin’ for Bobo

At a Republican district 4 congressional primary debate in Ft Lupton, CO, last Thursday, Colorado’s very own US Representative Lauren “Bobo” Boebert (R-CO) took fifth place out of 5 in a small straw poll, grabbing 12, or 10 % of the votes. The word “carpet bagger” was mentioned a few times. Given that her home district Democratic opponent has accumulated a large war chest, she decided the odds in the 2024 election were poor. So she loaded up the pickup truck, truck nuts and all, and crashed the party in district 4.

Boebert hails from Silt, CO, but was born in Florida. For today I’ll leave this nugget alone.

Let me back up. Boebert was elected twice in Colorado district 3 to the US House of Representatives, most recently in 2020 by a very slim margin. District 3 lies in the much less populous western third of the state. Most all of it is high, dry and nearly vertical in many places. A 65 % majority of the population is rural and mostly conservative.

The tragic comedy that is Boebert is available on Google so I won’t take time to repeat any of it. Suffice it to say that she is even unpopular among Republicans in District 4 as we saw Thursday.

It appears as though the depth of shame isn’t bottomless among district 4 Republicans. Who knows which straw it was that broke the camel’s back, to mix metaphors. I’m guessing it was the frisky hijinks at a certain musical that did it.

Colorado is peaceful enough nearly everywhere that a sidearm is just dead weight that you carry around needlessly. If the Taliban were hunkered down in the mountains or if I had to move in next to a strip joint in Denver, I’d carry one too.