You know things have really gone sideways when you're out on the sexiest of the sexy guys like Elly De La Cruz. If you see Elly De La Cruz and think, "Ya know what? I don't like what I see there," then you just might be in the No Fun Zone. The NFZ is a place that is no fun to be. It's kinda in the name. It's like the DMZ without the threat of nuclear war. What fun is that? It's like TMZ without Ben Affleck juggling Dunkin' poorly. "Ben Affleck is carrying coffee from Dunkin' and not spilling it! Let's take pics for TMZ!" No, no one says that! People want Ben Affleck spilling shizz! Not drafting Cole Ragans is yet another example of Ben Affleck carrying an order of Dunkin' in perfect containment.
