This one bums me out a bit, because I do like Kyle Schwarber. I kinda love the Phils, in their current state, tee be aitch, but Schwarber? Of course, I like Schwarber. The Schwarb-bomb? Schwarbs? Schwarbs is fun. It's goofy that he hits leadoff, naturally, but I don't find myself complaining about Kyle Schwarber, in general, during the heat of the fantasy baseball season. By the by, "the heat of the fantasy baseball season" is sweating out a H2H week, when you're down one hit during Sunday Night Baseball, and you ate a bad batch of clams, hence the sweating, while sitting on the toilet.
