Well, that was a fun Calcutta Cup. Here’s the update – the “try” has no effect on our current standing in the table this week. We just stand a little higher and of course overtake England.
This table is a parody. It reflects an alternative reality where Nic Berry awards the last minute Scottish try against France in Round 2 of the 2024 Six Nations. The motivation for creating this site is purely a therapeutic process to come to terms with what happened on that fateful afternoon in Scottish Gas Murrayfield.
Pos
Team
P
W
D
L
PF
PA
DIFF
TF
TA
BP
PTS
1
IRELAND
3
3
0
0
105
24
81
15
3
3
15
2
SCOTLAND
3
3
0
0
78
67
11
8
8
0
12
3
ENGLAND
3
2
0
1
64
68
-4
6
8
0
8
4
FRANCE
3
0
1
2
50
72
-22
5
8
1
3
5
WALES
3
0
0
3
47
74
-27
7
9
3
3
6
ITALY
3
0
1
2
37
76
-39
4
9
1
3
As a Scotland fan I live in a world of ‘might-have-beens’ and this is now my shrine.
Hopefully it gives other fans a grain of comfort as it has done me.