Oh no! Yet another club for far-right Christian misogynists wants a ‘national divorce’

Hey, wanna join an exclusive secret club?

First, you’ll have to answer a few questions. Are you a woman? Are you LGBTQ+? Are you something other than a “real” Christian (i.e., Mormon, Christian Scientist, Jehovah’s Witness, or—White, Hetero, Gun-Totin’, Prosperity-Gospelin’ God forbid—Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, or atheist)? Do you have to hyphenate your heritage? Do you lack the wealth and/or clout to help usher in a “U.S. Constitutional order brought much closer to its origins after about a century of ... corruption and undermining by progressivism?”

If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, you better move along. Nothing to see here. Go start your own fucking club. But don’t call it the Society for American Civic Renewal; that name’s already taken, chump! You can call your club the Naive Liberal Simps Soon to Be Crushed Beneath the Bloodsoaked Truck Treads of American Civic Renewal.