Others to blame not mentioned so far

UB40 ... have only had disappointing draws at Rotherham and Huddersfield since they cursed us with their presence
Scarf Lady ... still alive and well and in a retirement home but doesn't attend games - as guilty as Rooney
Pink Tabards - get rid ????
Standing Section - a blessed curse
OSCs - ban the jinxed feckers - we've absolutely bombed since their introduction

who are your "others" ?