Mark Andrews: First winner of the election campaign, and the perversity of rewarding crime

Hopefully I will have more luck in my application for the post of artistic director at Camden People's Theatre. On the plus side, they say the ideal applicant does not need any theatrical experience, which I don't have. And they are keen to identify people who 'self identify as disabled' – well, my eyesight's not the best, and I have got dodgy knees.