The stats that shame England: The Three Lions are the SLOWEST attackers at Euro 2024, Phil Foden passes to Jordan Pickford MORE than he does to Harry Kane, and Jude Bellingham's slump shows deep issues

If you were playing a game of Top Trumps based around Euro 2024's most damning stats, you'd have an enviable hand with England. This is a sterile and catatonic version of England.