'The Art of the Prenup': Readers can't stop renaming Melania Trump's new biography

Melania Trump's announcement Thursday that she will release a memoir this fall has voters saying, "I really don't care, do you?"

That's just one of the sarcastic responses to news that “Melania" the book will provide readers, “A powerful and inspiring story of a woman who has carved her own path, overcome adversity and defined personal excellence.”

"Biting my tongue," replied national security attorney Bradley Moss.

X user @Alf4Prez2020 replied with a photo of the first lady's notorious "I really don't care" green jacket that caused a media uproar in 2018 as speculation circulated she was taking a jab at her husband, former President Donald Trump.

The simple title of Melania's memoir did not impress X user DumpTrump who suggested an alternative: "Gold Digger - How I Hit Paydirt Mining New York's Billionaires."

"Alt. Title," suggested @DannaDave. "The Art of the Prenup."

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"Was the original title, 'Becoming?'" asked Steven Podvoll, taking a subtle jab at Melania and accusations she plagiarized former First Lady Michelle Obama at the 2016 Republican National Convention.

"Did she just change the cover of Michelle Obama’s memoir," quipped Howard Forman. "Or did she make a few edits as well?"

"Who is gonna buy it?" @Heiketrip asked. "Trump's followers don't spend money on books. They want to ban books."

Greg Dworkin shared a joke from humorist Paul Rudnick about Vice President Kamala Harris' political fundraising: "If Kamala raises any more money Melania will marry her."

Trump's wife's book is reportedly not coming from a big New York publishing house, but Skyhorse Publishing, which has released books by Trump stalwarts including ex-New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and attorney Alan Dershowitz.

The book is expected to retail for $40 and autographed editions will sell for $75. A "Memoir Edition" will include 48 pages of never-before-seen photographs.