Finally, the Cybertruck can reach its true dystopian potential

Elon Musk’s post-apocalyptic vision for the Cybertruck was never technically possible until these wild upgrades came along.

While billed as a post-apocalyptic super truck, in reality, the Cybertruck is actually a mess of manufacturing problems that wouldn’t survive a day in truly dire circumstances. But fear not, my dear survivalists and Tesla bros, because there’s nothing that money can’t fix. Case in point: the Cybertruck Sting, an upgrade package that will turn Elon Musk’s truck into a vehicle that can save your life in case you have to drive through a desert full of mines while zombies fire heavy machine guns at you.