Pilates, secret night swims, THOSE penalty histrionics and lewd gestures after the World Cup win... inside the wild world of ultimate villain Emiliano Martinez, as he signs huge new £200k-a-week deal

The Argentine has already been serenaded with Holte End favourite 'Emi Martinez, the world's number one!' and is in no mood to argue. 'I became the best in the world here,' he says.