LET'S GOOOOOO!
MANZARDONG!
KYLE MANZARDO MASHING RIGHTIES!
THE CLEVELAND BULLPEN TAKING SOULS!
THE GUARDIANS OWN THE TWINS! GET OVER IT, TWINS FANS!
(why are we batting Schneemann for Rocchio?)
STEPHEN VOGT CRYING HAPPY TEARS IN THE POSTGAME. HE'S SUCH A GEM
GO TIGERS! GOOD NIGHT!