This Vitamix Blender Is $80 Off Right Now

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I know you've been thinking about getting a new blender. You want a serious blender, one that's professional grade—a blender for a grown up, who has their damn life together. Now is the time for you to purchase a Vitamix E310 Explorian. This one's $80 off for Black Friday.

This is a $379.95 blender that is on sale on Amazon for $299 on Black Friday. The E310 has a 48oz. container, ten variable speeds, a pulse feature, and a radial cooling fan. You can use it to make soup without a stove; the heat from the friction of its laser-cut, aircraft-grade stainless steel blades is all you need for a steaming bowl of minestrone in minutes.

Everyone online agrees that this blender is amazing. It's rated 4.6 stars out of 5 from 5,225 reviewers on Amazon. There are over 5,000 people who are grinding nuts into nut butter and enjoying restaurant quality smoothies at home right now, while you're doing what? Crying? Those people are no better than you. What do they have that you don't? Other than an awesome blender, nothing!