LOL Trump Says Mexico All Fixed Now

In just one day, without even becoming president yet, RePresident-elect Donald Trump solved the immigration crisis.

All it took was a single phone call, in which Trump uttered unknown but obviously magic words that Pres. Joe Biden refused to say for four years, presumably because he stutters or because Democrats import immigrants to vote illegally. ¹

The call occurred yesterday, the day before Thanksgiving, the holiday on which future generations give thanks to Jesus for Trump.

Trump spoke with Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum and afterward declared that, “She has agreed to stop Migration through Mexico, and into the United States, effectively closing our Southern Border.” Here’s how it happened.

The news borders on the miraculous, of course, so the short answer to how it happened is by not being true. But there’s more to it, that the big media outlets aren’t reporting. Here’s a chronology of yesterday’s dueling statements from the two presidents.

4:36pm Sheinbaum Tweeted that, “We discussed Mexico's strategy on the migration phenomenon and I shared that caravans are not arriving at the northern border because they are being taken care of in Mexico.”

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