Picture this: New Zealand steals South Africa's brightest upcoming talent, South Africa makes Antoine Dupont their favourite son and suddenly rugby looks like the world’s most physical episode of Trading Spaces. Like John Koskinen, Bill Clinton’s Y2K “czar,” who hopped on a 1999 New Year’s Eve flight to prove we wouldn’t plummet into tech-induced chaos, each top rugby nation drafts one rival superstar to fix their weak spots. Koskinen saved the millennium; these picks could save entire test matches.
