Dear Allies: We Are Sorry About The 'Gulf Of America'
On January 7, Vice President-elect Trump said he plans to change to the Gulf of Mexico's name to the "Gulf of America." To all our allies, please know the majority of American people did not vote for the Musk-Trump presidency. For most Americans, it feels like our country is about to be taken over by our drunk uncle who stars in a dangerous reality television show.
Political strategist Rachel Bitecofer speaks for millions of Americans, after watching Trump's press conference. Bitecofer tweeted:
"Trump: we’re gonna change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Someone shoot me."
Don Jr. Goes to Greenland
As if the "Gulf of America" shenanigans weren't crazy enough, VP Trump sent his oldest son Donald Trump Jr. to Greenland with some of his Nazi buddies.
President Elon Musk Goes Crazy
While Don Jr. goes to Greenland, some believe President Elon Musk is going crazy. Professer and Musk biographer Seth Abramson tweeted: