Tom Peck: Swindon’s media ban might seem comic but the Fanzai app is serious about selling

Michael Smith is a promising young striker. Sixteen goals in 44 matches isn’t a bad return, not least as two of them drove Swindon Town all the way to Wembley and the League One play-off final. But he cannot, it is official, “get me nut around” Channel 4’s matrimonial sociology experiment reality show Married At First Sight.