Donald Rumsfeld Is Now An IOS Game 'Creative Director'

I won't bet that this is the weirdest story of the week, as it's only Monday. Engadget h/t Jamie:

Like him or hate him, Donald Rumsfeld has been a jack of all trades -- and apparently, that now includes mobile games. The veteran politician has teamed up with programmers to release Churchill Solitaire, an iOS game based on the card game that Winston Churchill supposedly played to sharpen his strategic thought processes.

I guess if they'll never put you on trial for war crimes, you can do whatever you want. You can even write a post at Medium (Oh Rummy, you hipster!) about your gaming joooorney.

It’s a card game that can frustrate even the most skilled player because a single move can make or break an entire game. A number of hands are simply unwinnable. But the most steadfast players will gamely soldier on to find their way to victory.i

Unless you wind up tortured at Abu Graib or killed by an IED searching for non-existent weapons of mass destruction, but I digress.