Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen campaign for Bud Light, Drake blings for T-Mobile, Steven Tyler sings for Skittles — plus, constipation AND diarrhea!

For that much, you could get 384,000 beers at Levi's Stadium!

And most of these commercials aren't even premiering during the game: They've been available online for days and some already have millions of views on YouTube.

So if you skip the game or choose to spend your commercial time refilling your nacho plate or your beer funnel, here's what you need to know:

Seth Rogen and Amy Schumer make a dick joke about the weirdest part of the American electoral process and stroke Paul Rudd's ego for a Bug Light number.

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Mountain Dew comes out with a great argument against genetic hybridization.

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LG's first Super Bowl ad features a typecast Liam Neeson giving CGI prophecies to his actual son.

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