The dying art of Ikebana

If you’ve recently witnessed a wedding in your family, then you must be absolutely aware of the tantrums thrown by some random Dubey Ji florist-cum-wedding decorator at the wedding, whilst debating the logic of using marigold with mango leaves and white carnations with blood red anthuriums, but then, what he forgot to tell you was the fact that he has absolutely no education in the art of flower arrangement.