You've been waiting for this moment all day. The PJs are on, the final episode of Downton (BRB, sobbing) is all queued up and the Merlot is poured. Ahhh, the perfect Monday night...until--whoops--you reach for the remote and accidentally send the glass flying, leaving your pristine white shag looking like the scene of a murder.
No need to cry over spilled red; just grab the Morton and get to work.
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