Only one week left for the real stars of American Idol to feign interest! Welcome back to Judging the Judges, our weekly power ranking* of Keith Urban, Jennifer Lopez, and Harry Connick Jr. during the final Idol-sponsored round of their ongoing quest to become the greatest self-promoter this world has ever seen. *Unlike the judges’ tireless commitment to mediocrity, the Judging the Judges points system is 100 percent arbitrary and subject to change. KEITH URBAN +300 chair-ography points for routinely one-upping the “real dancer” of the trio. +100 authenticity points for firmly yet subtly demonstrating the original rhythm of the line “I rock them all” during La’Porsha Renae’s cover of “Wanted Dead or Alive.”
