What this girl said in Sunday school will make you laugh your head off

In childhood we are all blessed with boldness, spontaniety and ability to have fun at any place and time. This childlike state of mind often causes unbearably hilarious jokes that kids pull out even without knowing it. And the story you’re about to read just the perfect proof! Check out one of the funniest jokes ever.

Ronke was never the best Sunday school student. She was always falling asleep in class and getting into trouble.

“Ronke , who created the universe?” the Sunday school teacher asked one dozing day when she didn’t stir.

Little Jide, who sat behind her, poked her in the rear with his pencil.

“God Almighty!” shouted Ronke , and the teacher said: “Very good”.

A while later the teacher asked: “Ronke , who is our savior?”

But again Ronke didn’t stir from her slumber. Little Jide poked her again with his pencil.

“JESUS Christ!” exclaimed Ronke . “Very well done” said the teacher.

Then after she fell asleep again the teacher asked a third question: “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty third child?”

And again, little Jide jabbed her with the pencil.

This time Ronke jumped up and shouted: “I swear to God, if you stick that thing in me one more time I’ll break it in half and shove it up your a**!” 

The teacher fainted.

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