You are more active at night and you still can’t get your eyeliner right.

When your natural state is eating string cheese on the floor in your drawers:

Twitter: @TheCrankyCanuck

When your other natural, default state is Just Fucking Can't:

Twitter: @wolfemulder

When bae suggests "we should leave the house" and you have to remind them it's the weekend:

Twitter: @ZyperCraft

When you get caught up in your feelings, and a little existential, and you're wondering how time passed you so fast, and how quickly your children have grown (you don't have children):

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