Your Middle-School Breakup As Told By Charlize Theron And Sean Penn

On Friday, Charlize Theron and Sean Penn essentially played out your awkward middle-school breakup on the world stage. You had to hide behind the lockers to dodge that cute guy from Algebra 2; they had to roll out their new movie, "The Last Face," at the Cannes Film Festival.

It's up to you to decide which one is more glamorous.