All the Shade Obama Threw on His Tonight Show Appearance, Decoded

President Barack Obama, approaching the twilight of his days as president #44, turned on the charm - and shade - on The Tonight Show.

Democrats, he said, want the Republican nominee to be somebody who could do the job if they win.

[...] you want folks who understand the issues.

The Republican nominee -- who I'm not going to bother mentioning by name -- can't do the job and doesn't understand the issues.

#2: I am actually not enjoying, and I haven't been enjoying over the last seven years, watching some of the things that have happened in the Republican Party.

Because there's some good people in the Republican Party.

They're a complete and hot mess.

[...] I'm President.

[...] this one doesn't even need decoding -- it's just a another mic drop.