Maybe as kids we should have been TPing mannequins instead of trees and creating something fabulously functional like Ronaldo Cruz, a 49-year-old designer and florist who created a toilet paper wedding dress (please do not flush) for Charmin’s and Cheap Chic Weddings 12th annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest. But let’s be real, toilet paper dresses that look this good aren’t actually the result of tossing rolls of toilet papers over mannequins and hoping for the best. In his interview, Cruz said that he dreams of being a full time fashion designer–he used to design wedding dresses and pageant gowns in the Philippines.