Let Samuel L. Jackson Brilliantly Recap Game of Thrones for You

The actor narrated a seven-minute "Beginner's Guide" recap for HBO, which is the perfect blend of information and gratuitous cursing (aka exactly what you'd want from a Jackson recap).

"All of this is nothing compared to what we didn't have a chance to get to: the backstabbing, the lying, the cheating, the parts that will make you feel uncomfortable," Jackson says.