Behold Your Newest Silver-Screen Sex Goddess, Jane Neighbor

In America, we want our women to be girls and our girls to be sex fairies, and for those sex fairies to live next door to us, for some reason. This Sharktaugust, there is only one such radiant sex-fairy star to watch. In fact, you should probably close your eyes when she’s offscreen and sort of block out with your fingers the parts of the screen she’s not on when she’s in a scene with someone else. Unless you are a complete idiot, you already know this star’s name: Jane Neighbor.