Because, really, who wants a Mediterranean paradise anyway?

The scenery is just awful.

What a surprise, more rolling hills in Italy. You're better off staying at home.

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And there are absolutely no beaches anywhere.

Good luck finding a nice place to relax.

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The towns have no charm whatsoever.

Look at this uncharacteristic village. Who would ever want to go here?

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Seriously. You might as well be staring at a sewage plant.

Seaside resort towns around the whole island? Please, give me something else.

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