Wayward Pines: Two Baby Bombshells Drop in "Pass Judgment"

After last week's tense hour in the lab, this week's episode seemed determined to visit every set in the Wayward Pines world, from a secret bunker to the school to the roof tops of Main Street.

Wayward Pines' brown shirts -- a force armed with guns, walkie talkies and computer mapping -- spent the entire episode trying to catch up to her.

Phones started ringing off their hooks and that overworked PSA system told everyone to get indoors and stay there.

Xander was putting down the gumballs and picking up the fire power this episode, putting together a small civilian force to take up the weapons he'd hidden in between his boxes of Twizzlers and Pop Rocks and hunt the Abbie themselves.

Arlene, who had been dozing in a hair dryer up at the Beauty Shoppe where this DIY militia met up, totally stole the scene.

If I had a billion dollars and no social conscience I would commission a third season of this madness that focused on Arlene finding love amongst the rubble of Wayward Pines like an apocalyptic Bridget Jones.

While rifling through the Western Civilization Room, she got in a little girl talk in with Kerry.

Sure, the body under the sheet was just an extra, but considering how much every main character in both seasons has hated Megan, it was sort of sweet that the one person in town who actually missed her had a moment.

The same vigilantes Xander had just armed crossed paths with some soldiers and immediately two people were down on the ground from friendly fire.

When there's something like seven heavily armed people in a cul de sac, and one target darts off into the woods, they stand in a circle and fire at each other?

With a soldier shot and a civilian vigilante killed, things quickly evolved into a high-strung standoff, which was when Theo showed up with his almost magical ability to be as blasé as humanly possible.

With the Abbies still thronging outside the wall, Jason revealed his third string back up p