'Literally Trump' Quotes Him Accurately, And That's All You Need

They could have called it "Stupid Sh*t Donald Trump Says."

But Literally Trump takes up fewer characters and needs no swears.

This is really important. Because the media is not doing this. As I wrote earlier, transcripts and records of what Donald Trump actually says are not being promoted by the media.

I would like the Hillary Clinton campaign to ask an intern to actually transcribe what Donald Trump actually says in these speeches, and then read it aloud on Jimmy Fallon or Saturday Night Live, without emotion and without comment.

Hearing this stuff from a sane person would point out perfectly how bonkers Trump really is.

What news outlets post as transcripts (talking to you, Politico) are not transcripts. They are prepared remarks, and with Donald Trump, that really, really matters.

Shame on the media for not being willing to notice.

Trump's speeches are not being published. There is no record of the stupid sh*t Trump says, because this election must remain a horse race, and if the media actually listened to what Trump is actually saying each day, this election would be over, even for CNN.

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