Demi Lovato Reportedly 'Hooking Up' With Wilmer Valderrama's Worst Nightmare

Here are some people you don’t want your ex to hook up with after a breakup: anyone you’ve ever met, someone with a threateningly low body fat percentage, Nick Jonas, an MMA fighter...

Well, according to Us Weekly, Demi Lovato combined a couple of those worst-case scenarios and shaped them into the drool-worthy Guilherme Vasconcelos. His nickname in the ring is “Bomba,” if you’re still grappling with how much of a win this is for all parties involved.