“Moods and Activities” Playlists I Wish Spotify Would Add

The kids are in bed and the dishes are done. You know what that means, baby. Awww, yeah. These sexy R. & B. grooves are exactly what the Love Doctor (i.e., your couples therapist) strongly suggested during your last session. So let’s make an effort, O.K.? Any effort will do. Gargle with mouthwash, put on some deodorant, wipe that ketchup off your face, etc. Then turn off the lights and feel your way toward each other in the dark like mole rats. That’s it, baby. Umm hmm. Wait, was that a yawn? It is getting kind of late. And you do have that conference call first thing. Sweet dreams, baby.