Coupons, coupons, and more coupons.

When a customer ignores your greeting, and skips straight to, "I have coupons on my phone for all 23 of my 40-cent embroidery threads."

Then you gotta wait for them to navigate five different email addresses to get each coupon.

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And when that customer's coupons won't work on any of their items:

Sorry, it looks like none of your items can be discounted today. Suck it.

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When you catch someone trying to swap sale signs in order to get better deals:

"You have to honor the price advertised."
"Not when I saw you pull that sign out of your purse and hang it up."

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When it's five minutes to close, and a woman with 100+ sheets of scrapbooking paper comes to your register:

"Don't worry, I still haven't decided what colors I want to use, so I'll be returning most of it."

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