Midday Open Thread - A Break From You-Know-Who

POTUS: Hey little baby! Did Donald Trump kick you out of his event?

BABY: Yeah! He's kind of an ace-hole.

POTUS: ...

BABY: I'm a baby I don't really know how to swear yet. But I have run out of fks just like you, Mr. President.

POTUS: It doesn't take long, does it, little baby?

BABY: No sir. Hey Mr. President? Why can't you be President forever?

POTUS: Because of the 22nd Amendment, little baby. But really because that would make Mrs. Obama really really mad.

BABY: Oh. You mean, she ran out of fks before you did?

POTUS: Oh yeah.

BABY: Oh yeah. With Boehner. My mommy told me.

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