90-Year-Old Gets Caught With A Prostitute And Basically DGAF

A word of advice ― before you report a crime to the police, make sure you aren’t implicating yourself. Unless you’re 90-year-old Nicholas Salerno. Then you just really DGAF.

The Massachusetts nonagenarian contacted police to report that perhaps 48-year-old Karen Proia had stolen from him, the Cape Cod Times reports. Salerno said he noticed a necklace was missing after Proia used a bathroom in his home.