Look at my orange.

I usually wake up at 5:30am, and start the day (as I'm sure everyone does), by throwing banknotes into the air while wearing my favourite carnival costume.

My lifestyle guru Parmaynu says that this really helps balance my chakras. I also use this time to do a bit of Tortellini meditation, which is a form of deep relaxation where you imagine you're actually allowed to eat pasta.

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Then, it's time for my other favourite morning activity: Being upside down with my bum out.

The severe neck pain really helps me prepare for the busy day ahead.

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At 7am I break my fast with a single half orange, which I just show to people.

"Look at my orange!" I say to them.

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Then I wake my 48-month old son Zucchini and make him some morning salad.

Little Zuke typically breakfasts on carrots, ho shou wu powder, umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. If I'm feeling particularly decadent, I'll let him have a spoonful of Shilajit resin too. Crazy!

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