Please Somebody Buy Me This Fucking Dinosaur Tail
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Tyrannosaurus sex-y.
Sometimes when you're just feeling your ~lewk~, you want to add a statement piece.
Damn right, I want a classroom clock chained to my neck.
Maybe you want to draw a little attention to your chest with a flattering neckline.
I think that's the deepest you can go, actually.
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Or perhaps you're experimenting with a necklace/collar that some might confuse for a pool chair.
Um, how dare you sit on my necklace.
Then please in the name of all that is holy: Will someone get me this DINOSAUR TAIL.
People, this is not a drill. This dino tail is totes strapping some chic prehistoric realness onto your literal ass.