Hey, Donald Trump, 'I Apologize If Anyone Was Offended' Is Not An Actual Apology

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump issued a classic nonapology Friday after The Washington Post and NBC News published a recording of him talking about trying to sleep with a married woman and saying he could grope women because of his fame.

In a statement, Trump referred to the comments ― which included him saying he could “grab [women] by the pussy” ― as “locker room banter.” He also offered what might have seemed like an apology. It definitely, unequivocally was not.