When I Knew I Found the One

I knew he was the one on the first date. We went to this corny movie, and we laughed at all the same parts. Then, after we got out, he was, like, “Hey, do you want to see something really funny?” And I was, like, “Yes.” So he rolled up his sleeve and showed me this tattoo, on his arm, that said “11k.” And I’m, like, “Is that your salary? Ha ha.” And he’s, like, “No. That’s the number of Earth days our species has left, because we’ve raped this planet, and yet we go about our lives like we aren’t hurtling directly toward Hell.” And, while it wasn’t laugh-out-loud funny, I saw what he was getting at in terms of irony. We’ve been laughing ever since.