'Pony Up Daddy' Is An Actual Human Saddle For Your Kids

Are you dreading Christmas? Admitting defeat because you know you’re never going to get your hands on a Hatchimal this year?

Don’t worry, we found a product even more bizarre than a dead-eyed stuffed animal slowly emerging from a fake egg. It’s called “Pony Up Daddy.” It’s a saddle that you strap on for “pony rides,” apparently to keep your shirts from getting stretched out and your dignity from going unchecked.