Donald Trump and Alex Jones meet to praise each other, exchange chemtrail recipes

To all those who said it couldn't be done: It could be done. Donald Trump out-dumbed himself. He dug himself a brand new six-foot hole of What The Hell, then jumped down and slathered himself in a buttery rich sauce of You're Just Trolling Us Now, Aren't You.

Specifically, he went on the Alex Jones show.

Jones dedicated the interview to showering Trump with praise, at one point even describing him as a modern-day George Washington and boasting about the candidate’s relationships with the country’s top military and intelligence leaders.

That would be the Alex Jones, the man who was convinced that Jade Helm was really a thing. The man who has declared everything from the Sandy Hook murders to 9/11 to be false flag hoaxes manufactured by the government to Steal Our Freedoms. The man who says the Pope is working to enslave America, and that the moon landings were faked because Reasons. That the Charleston shooter was working for the Justice Department to set up the imminent American race wars, and that Sen. Harry Reid was the mastermind behind the Las Vegas cop killings, which were staged to make Cliven Bundy look bad.

The man who says the government is making our children gay by putting gay chemicals in our juice boxes.

Donald Trump, man who claims thousands of American Muslims were celebrating 9/11 in New Jersey and the entire American media establishment is covering it up, gave a mutually fawning interview to the man who wonders if lizard people from space are behind Obamacare.

Everything is fine, Earth humans. Pay no attention to Donald Trump and his Suspiciously Tentacled Head. He is like George Washington. He knows where all the Secret Muslims are. He will build a Wall.